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Come,
look! Meet him here today!
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Fantasma
Mysterioso La Gorica!
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Come
children and listen to him say,
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All
manner of regurgitated rhetorica!
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Buy
it while you can! This deal won't last!
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Wisdom
and happiness are at half-price!
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Buy
it while you can! It's all going fast!
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The
cost is low, yes, you'll agree!
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We
merely require your worthless soul.
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Give
us that, and the rest is yours for free!
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No
refunds, I'm afraid, but that won't matter.
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Once
you get your hands on our new Hyper-Clatter!
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It
fangalizes and transmogrifies, everything you need!
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A
priceless innovation, yes! And as seen on T.V.!
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So
come and covet, dear children of greed,
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Every
manner of item, value, and historica
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Of
the great, the marvel-astic, and fantasic
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Fantasma
Mysterioso La Gorica!
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